Man: Wanna no somthing funny?

Kah: What?

Man: It's an atomic bomb!

Kah: You're...pointing....to...my...balls

NAR: And so T3B became T3B. As in the 3 BOMBS.

Lin: Hey, you guys feel explosive lately?

Q: Not really.

8: Not anymore than normal.

Lin: Huh. Me neither. Wait a minute, wasn't Q dead?

Q: Well we can say you wished me back in between episodes.

[pause]

8: [grabs gun] [gun sound]

Q: Uhh!! [pushed off creen]

Lin: What the ----, man?

8: Well, I didn't write it. The script says I should kill him.

Lin: First of all, you use blanks. Second, it says I'M supposed to kill him.

8: Why I oughta...

[explosion]

8: Holy ----!

Lin: Was that Q?

Q: H-help m-me.

8: Stay off-screen! Viewers will be angry if you turn out alive for no apparent reason.

Washington: Washington for president!

8: You're not helping.

Wash: You're not pretty.

Lin: Washington! It's been a long time. I never saw you since the orphanage. How's the cherry tree?

8: Why you asking  me?

Lin: I'm not asking you.

Wash: 8 for crocodile brunch!

8: Why you- [shoots washington]

Lin: What the ----? Why do you still even have the gun?

8: It makes me look cool.

[boom] [lincoln disappears]

8: Holy ----!

Nar: Guys, I don't mean to rip the T3B-time continuum, but-well, it looks like you already figured out you're bombs.

8: What?

[explosion] [8 disappears]

Nar: Geese. What kinda idiot writer keeps killing the main character virtually every episode?

[pause]

Man: Oh, you meant the balls in your series!!

Kah: Yeah.

Man: It's so sad that they all died. [cries]

Kah: Yeah.

Man: [while crying] I WILL AVENGE YOU, WASHINGTON!