8: It's a shame Q lost his 9 lives.
Lin: We'll find a way. There's always a way. If you no what I mean.
8: An all-you-an-eat buffet?
Lin: Yes! In Canada!
8: Shot-
Lin: SHOTGUN!
[car passes by sign saying "Welcome to Carr"]
[in car]
8:: Excuse me, sir, can you tell me where I am?
Man: Yes, you're in Carr.
8: Yes, I know I'm in my car, but where am I?
Man: You're in Carr.
8: But where am I?
Lin: I saw a sign that said "Welcome to Carr"
8: You too Lincoln?
Man: You're in Carr.
Lin: Oh my god he has it! Drive drive drive! It's contagious!
====LATER====
Lin: Why'd you stop?
8: There's a magical genie bottle on the highway.
Lin: That's just a Diet Coke bottle.
8: [rubs bottle] See!
Lin: There's nothing there.
8: Genies are invisible.
Lin: No they're-
Genie: Make your wish!
Lin: Oh my god!
8: I wish I had a theme song!
[piano starts playing]
Lin: What about Q?
8: We still have 2 more wishes.
[music stops]
8: What's the big idea?
Lin: Genies always find ways to outsmart people.
8: But I'm not a person! I'm a ball!
Lin: Don't argue with fake logic.
Genie: Well, nice seeing you.
8: What about my other 2 wishes?
Genie: I'm not your stereotypical genie. I only grant 1 wish.
Lin: Nice going, Now he's gone.
Genie: I'm still here,
Lin: Oh. Sorry. It's just that... your invisible.
[pause]
8:Who are you talking to?
Lin: The genie.
8: He left
8: Oh..
====LATER====
[sign saying Welcome No]
8: 'Scuse me, can you tell me where I am?
Man: No.
8: Why you son of a-
Man: Ahhh!
8: Hey look another bottle!
Lin: This time can you not waste your-
8: I wish I knew where we are.
Lin: 8! What the ----?
8: Don't worry. If we found 2 and still screw up, we're bound to find another.
Lin: Fine. Let's just go to Canada. Hey, another bottle! [goes toward bottle]
8: No! Stop! That's a Canadian bottle! Don't you know anything? Canadian genies are headhunters!
Lin: That's what you said about those grave sellers in Chinatown.
8: They had used tombstones! How would they get used tombstones?
Lin: Let's just say they know a guy.... or should I say... flattened ball who was originally a cube.
8: My uncle Ed?
Lin: I'm sorry 8. But the truth hurts.
8: [begins to cry] Hey, there's the buffet!
[8&Lincoln run off screen]
[pause]
Q: Hey, why wasn't I in thi-