8: Where's Q? He should be here by now.
Lin: You just had to kill him, didn't you?
8: Hey, that guy said he would be back now!
Lin: Well for all you know, he could be insane!
Q: Well, if you're gonna kill me, make sure you make me a grave.
Lin: You're alive!
Q: Hey, where'd they go?
8: What are you talking about?
Q: Am I really dead? I thought that guy was insane.
Lin: Q? Are you OK?
8: What's your problem?
Q: What will I do now that I'm dead. I guesse I could play Monopoly.
8: Monopoly needs at least 2 people you idiot.
Q: Now if only I can find someone to play with.
Lin: Something's wrong.
8: No crap Einstien.
Q: ...And a Monopoly game.
Lin: I think time was frozen when he died, and he has to act out what happened.
8: What do you mean?
Lin: He might be unconcious, and acting out what happened when was dead.
8: What do you mean?
Q: What''s that light coming from the sky?
Lin: I'm gonna check his pulse for some reason. [walks toward Q]
Q: [while Lin walking] Is that heaven? I'm gonna fly up there right now! [rises]
Lin: [pushed off screen] [comes back on screen] How did he do that?
8: What do you mean?
Lin: What do I mean? He just blew up!
8: What do you mean?
Lin: Err, flew up.
8: What do you mean?
Lin: Are you okay?
8: What do you mean?
-----LATER------
8: Holy ---- how long will it be until he finishes re-enacting his death-dream thingy?
Q: Don't you know you have to at something before you re-enact it?
8: What? You were just acting like you were dead.
Q: Yeah, I act like that every Tuesday have you forgot?
8: But- It's not-
Q: Well my calender says it's Tuesday, April 33rd, 4783.
8: First of all, no, it's not today. Second, Aripll 33rd was a Thursday,
Q: I'm pretty sure it is, and was.
Lin: Yeah me to.
8: Where do you get your calanders?
Lin: Where do you get yours?
8: Same place I always did, the Mayan superstore.
Q: We're not Mayan!
8: So what, you don't have to be racist.
Lin: Do you even know who the Mayan were?
8: Yeah, they invented Mexico, hospitals, and Chinatown.
Lin: [pause] Well, I'll give you credit for Mexico and hospitals. [pause] And chinatown. But that fourth part about graves is crap.
Q: He only said 3 things, and nothing about graves.
Lin: You question my knowledge?
Q: Yes.
Lin: Well, Q, have you forgotten that this is an alternate reality?
Q: Yes,
Lin: That's right, But numbers are still the same.
Q: Yes,
Lin: You okay?
Q: Yes.
Lin: Phew,
Q: Yes,
Lin: Are you sure?
Q: Yes.
8: What do you mean?
Lin: Not again!
8: What do you mean?
Q: Yes.
Lin I'm taking you to a hospital.
----LATER----
[somewhere else]
Lady: Hello, and welcome to the First National Mayan Hospital.
8: What do you mean?
Lady: This building is the-
Q: Yes
8: What do you mean?
Lin: My friends won't sto-
Q:Yes
Lin: ...stop sayi-
Q: Yes.
8: What do you mean?
Lin: ...Saying
8: What do you mean?
Lin:... And
Q: Yes
8: What do you mean?
Lady: Go to an emergency room.
8: What do you mean?
Lin: I don't think it's an e-
Q: Yes.
Lady: Go to an emergency room.
Lin: Okay!
Q: Yes
[leave]
Lady: Go to an emergency room.
[Lincoln comes back]
Lin: What?
Lady: Go to an emergency room.
Lin: Oh god it's contagious! Get away from me!
[leaves]
[in operating room]
Doctor: Well, Mr. Lincoln, not even our highly advaned Mayan medical technology can help them.
Lin: Are you saying-
Dotor: Am I saying what? I'm not a mind reader!
Lin: Anyway, what are you saying?
Doctor: We'll have to put 'em to sleep.
Lin: Oh god!
Doctor: And I have more bad news and good news. They are like cats, as in they have 9 lives. We comfirmed this by killing them 3 times.
Lin: Then why do you have to kill them again?
Doctor: Don't inturrupt me. Anyway, They both got hit by a meteor and died. A dragon also ate them and died. And the white one-Q-got severely injured in a train accident and came here where we killed him. And somehow shrunk himself, destroying his internal organs and died, So, after this, he'll only have one life left,
Lin: Oh god he died yesterday!
Doctor: He did? Bummer, Well, you better go get one of Chinatown's signature Mayan Grave sets. They only have 1 left for Tuesday, Aprill 33rd, 4783.
Lin: Oh well. There will always be a way for people to stay alive.
Doctor: They only have 1 left for Tuesday, April 33rd, 4783,
Lin: I heard you the first time.
Doctor: They only have 1 left for Tuesday, April 33'rd 4783.