[nothing]
NAR: What will we do now that Q, 8, Lincoln, and Washington are dead?
[pause]
Genie: Nah, I'm kidding. You really do get 3 wishes. [pause]. Hello?
Genie2: Hey, have you seen a Mr. 8?
Genie: No, I'm looking for him. You give him only one wish too?
Genie2: Yeah. Loser. [snap]
[8 & Lincoln appear]
8: What the-
Genies: That counts as a wish. You now have 3 left total.
8: I wi-
Lin: Up bup bup! Don't was another wish. I wish my friend Q was back.
[snap]
Q: [off-screen] What the-I'm back!
8: Remember when you said genies outsmart people? We wish he wasn't a dinpsaur.
[snap]
Lin: Okay. We wish our friend, Q, was back as his normal self as if he never died, and not the way that makes him a zombie.
[snap]
8: Well, maybe I wanted a zombie for a friend.
Lin: Well, maybe I want a better writer. Or Q to have a less annoying voice. But we can't always get what we want.
[Q rolls on screen]
Q: [in less annoying voice] What'd I miss?
[pause]
Lin: Well, sometimes we get what we want.
Q: [in normal voice] What-did I-miss?
Lin: And sometimes they just slip away.
Q: What - the ---- - did I miss?
8: We went on a road trip to a Canadian buffet.
Q: Did you bring me back a Canadian genie?
Lin: Sorry, we could only get the headhunters from Chinatown. Who was the headhunter we brought back anyway?
8: He said his name was George.
Q: George what?
8: George W.
Lin: Bush?
8: No, it was George Washington.
Q: George Washington? That's better then any cheesy Canadian genie. [pause]
Lin: Why was he in Chinatown anyway?
8: He was asking directions to the Mayan Superstore.
Q: Where is he?
Lin: Well- he kinda- died.
Q: Died?
8: I shot him.
Q: Oh.
Lin: Anyone else hungry?
[murmuring agreement]
8: NO!
Q: Here. Entirely by coincidence, I baked a cake. It's my signature Dragon cake.
Lin: It's totally worth the puking and death by being eaten alive! Yu-my!
8: No thanks. We all remember what happened last-
[8 Disappears]
Lin: 8? [yell] 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TO BE CONTINUED.....