8: Now look what you've done! I hope this episode has nothing to do with the last one, or you're dead! [pause] Hello?

[back "home"]

Q: That was some amazing escape we made in between these 2 episodes. I feel sorry for everyone who missed it.

Lin: Amen. [[strange noise]] You hear sometin'?

Q: [15second pointless screaming]

8: (muffled) What was that? Hello?

Q: It's the dragon!

8: ----! This is 2-part!

[zoom in on Lincoln]

Lin: Ha-whaaaaaat? [hold "what" for 5 seconds]

[zoom out]

8: What was that?

Q: Weren't you muffled when you spoke?

Lin: Didn't you notice that UBER EPIC escape he did off-camera?

Q: Oh yeah.

NAR: You may have noticed by now that this has nothing to do with the last episode.

8: Who said that?

NAR: To you, I am only an essence of power.

8: Then kill Q,

NAR: I warn you, Q will be back next episode. He will emerge even more powerful.

Q: [15 second mindless sreaming] [thud]

Lin: What the ----? You killed him?

8: Forget if he's alive, I'm still trying to figure out how a ball made a thud without falling off of something.

Lin: Should we make him a grave?

8: Nah, he'll be back next time, and if he sees a grave, he'll wonder why we didn't make it when he was alive.

Lin: I forgot. That is what he said he always wanted.

8: So, what exactly was the pint of this episode?

NAR: Don't you criticize my writing skills! [15 second pointless screaming]

Lin: Q?

8: Q?

Lin: 8?

8: Lincoln?

Lin: 8?

8: 8?

Lin: Q?

8: Shut up! I thought you were an essence of power.

NAR: Yeah. I'm also the writer. And editor. And director. And the voices. And producer. But Santa is everything else.

Lin: I thought birds killed santa while they were flying south.

NAR: Yeah, well, it gives us an excuse for lower quality.

8: I thought your excuse was being a troubled 10-year-old boy with no friends or skills.

NAR: Well, more or less, that too. Anyway, I shouldn't talk to you, or I could destroy the T3B-Time continu-