Last time....

[T3B Final Battle Part 1 shown 16X fast]

Sock: SOCK MEN! SOCK MEN! [jump on all but Lincoln]

Lin: What was that? Is it over?

Sock: Once we kill...we die.

Lin: This is bull----! Is that the whole thing? What the ---- am I supposed to do for the rest of the episode?

Genie: Congratulations, yadda yadda yadda, randomly selected, blah blah blah, 11 free wishes.

Lin: I wish my friends were alive.

[snap] [everyone back] [socks strangle all but 8] [snap]

Genie: Bringing you back counts as a wish.

Lin: But I still had, like, 3 lives left.

Genie: Well, you still have 9 wishes left.

Lin: I wish they were back again.

[snap] [socks kill all but Lincoln]

Lin: I wish they were all alive somewhere else.

[snap] [all disappear]

Lin: I wish I was at an all-you-can-eat-buffet.

[snap]

Genie. You have 6 left.

Lin: Cool. [walks to table w/ Q&8] Q? 8?

8: How do you know me?

Lin: How are you here?

Q: What?

Lin: You! Q! You are a sock monster rapper who just killed 8!

Q: Why, I never!

8: Is that true?

Lin: Yes, it is! It just happened! I wish I knew what's going on here!

Genie: [snap]. This whole series is a paradox. You all meet after you kill each other, then go back in time and then later kill each other. And I'm your dentist!

Lin: So, you want me to go back in time and do this all over again, only to witness my friends' death over and over again forever because I keep going back in time?

Genie: Yep.

Lin: Nah. I wish we were all back at war and the sock people lost.

[sock men kill GW & SM] [8 shoots arrow at last sock]

Lin: Nice shot!

8: Thanks.

Lin: So, I guess you'll be going back to the future now?

8: I must. Goodbye.

Lin: [sniffle]. Goodbye. Hey, where'd that time portal come from anyway?

8: [muffled] Be sure to write!

Lin: Well, that's it. One friend is dead, one is in the future, and the other ones on TV are also dead. I wish I was dead! [pause]. I said I wish I was dead! [pause]. Screw the genie. I'm going back to the buffet. [walks to table w/Q&8]. But-da-buja-how-eee-ooo-uh, nevermind.

Genie: I brought them back here, free of charge!

Lin: But don't you see? I don't want any of this to happen.

Genie: Look, don't YOU see? I already said this is a paradox, and unless you make it make less sense for some reason, our whole alternate reality will explode!

Lin: But I don't want to live in a paradox. I don't want to live in an alternate reality. All I want is to go to the real world, where things might make sense.

Genie: What are you saying? The real world makes much less sense than this one!

Lin: Well, they don't have Canada on Pluto, or sock monsters on Earth. This reality was created by the other reality, so It'll make more sense to them if we're there to. Even if it makes no sense to us.

Q: Can we help you?

8: Yeah, why are you at our table?

Genie: Fine! Go to the alternate reality! This one will explode! The one with all your friends! But what do you care? They're just god---- ---- sock monsters and a insane dip---- who thinks rappers will take over Pluto and claims that he's from the future!

Q: You're not from the future?

8: Rappers won't take over Pluto?

[pause]

Lin: Genie? I wish-

[VERY LOUD EXPLOSION]

Kah: And there you have it. The whole cheesy story of 3 balls. Probably from beginning to end. You wasted however many hours with this, and unless you have a time machine, you can't un-watch it. But, regardless how cheesy it was, it might have had its moments. And to prove it, here's an UBER EPIC montage. [pause] Okay, maybe not, so now, ask yourself this: Will robots someday takeover Earth? Back on a note that previously would have related, ask yourself if it was worth it. This is Kahedro, creator of T3B and many other nightmare-inducing videos, signing out. But first, let me say one thing: Ready for season 2? [chuckle] What a nightmare. [police sirens] Well, it looks like those suicides have been linked to. Wait. No, its just the pizza man again. Well, it looks like I'm safe for another-[police sirens] You'll never get me alive coppers! Because... [turns into Koala Robot] The power of the Koala is within me! [tiger roar]

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The end?

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DEDICATED TO SUPER MANATEE

THE MANATEE WHO NEVER GOT HIS CHICKEN SALAD