Q: Happy birthday 8!

Lin: Too bad he's not here.

8: What are you talking about?

Q: 8!

Lin: How'd you get back to the past?

8: I was always here.

Lin: What?

8: Yesterday was today one day ago, right?

Lin: Yeah?

8: So one day ago, it was today.

Lin: I still don't understand.

8: So, 88886879 years ago, it was also today.

Lin: So?

8: So, I'm still in your tomorrow. But your tomorrow is my today. And your today is my yesterday.

Lin: Forget it. It doesn't make sense.

8: I guess I need help explaining.

[glass breaking noise] [Super Manatee falls]

SM: ----! Why do I do that everyday? Why don't I just use a door? My doctor is probably a ---- millionaire by now! ----! Super Womanatee is gonna kill me! Anyway, who called for help.

8: I can't explain to my friend that-

SM: Oh, I get it. This happens a lot. Kid, what you're experiencing is perfectly natural. It happens to each and every person sooner or later.

Q: What the ---- are you talking about?

SM: He said you don't understand.

8: I meant he doesn't understand how 1 day ago, yesterday was today. And 88886879 years ago, it was also today.

SM: What? That doesn't make any ---- sense! Screw this. I'm outta here. [flies up] [glass breaks] ----.

Q: He'll be back. After all, the episode is "Super Manatee".

Lin: No it's not.

Q: Well, it was, but then it was renamed.

8: Seriously, Q, what the ---- is up with your voice?

Q: What do you mean?

8: You sound like a troubled 10-year-old's horrible imitation of a 6-year old woman.

Q: It does?

8: But... how could that be? Unless.... You're not a ball at all!

Q: What are you-

8: Up bup bup! This is a boys-only series!

Q: But- [disappears] [pause] [reappears] [in deep voice]: YOU HAVE ANGERED Q!

8: Get outta here! You're not a boy at all!

Q [deep voice]: BUT I'M NOT A WOMAN EITHER!

Lin: Then what are you?

[Q turns into many socks]

Socks: Sock men! Sock men! Sock men!

[looping chase scene]

Lin: What are the sock men?

8: For hunderds of years, the sock people have been forced to live on Earth. But one day, Earthians flew a machine to Pluto. 2 socks were discarded by Earthians and somehow got on the rocket. When they woke up, the were on Pluto. They had only known each other for a week, but they knew they had to repopulate. And even though-

SM: [glass breaks] [falls]. ----! Sorry. forgot my car keys. [goes up] [glass breaks] ----!

[chase continues]

Lin: Why does he need a car if he can fly?

8: Anyway, even though they were both men, they somehow created the first Plutonian socks.

Lin:  But none of that explains why they came to Pluto's moon.

8: Maybe Pluto has became overpopulated. But then that means- [GASP] That they have almost conquered Pluto!

Lin: And?

8: The whole reason I came to the past was to stop rappers from taking over Pluto. And the socks must be the evil rappers!

Lin: But Q was apparently a rapper!

8: I realize that now. But if I must do whatever I can to stop them.

Lin: You can't do it alone.

8: I know that.

SM: [glass breaks] [falls in] ----!

8: Super Manatee, the-

SM: I know. I heard you. You got me a chicken salad.

8: I'll give it to you soon.

Lin: I think we're gonna need more.

8: You're right.

[quarter appears]

GW: George Washington at your service!

Lin: Wait-What about the Narrator?

8: No, then the battle would be to boring.

[8&Lincoln overrun SM&GW]

Lin: Is there anyone else?

8: Well, what about our dentist?

Lin: No, he was a genie and now he's gone. What about your children?

8: No, turns out that ninja really did kill them. What about the ninjas?

Lin: No, we don't have anything to animate them.

8: And the dragons would eat us.

Lin: Well, everyone else in this series is pretty much useless.

8: Well then, let's stop running. It's time to start the final battle.

SM: We already did! Weren't you paying attention?

Lin: Oh.

Socks: Sock men! Sock men!

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[continue saying "Sock men!"]

To be continued....