computer voice: Preparing time travel.

Lin: So where'd you get this time machine?

Q: Well,

computer voice: Please insert one coin to continue.

Q: Aw crap, not again. Got any quarters?

Lin: Nope. You got some?

[8 appears]

8: Nope

computer voice: Error. Error. Paradox alert. Please kill 8 to continue.

8: Okay.

[8 disappears]

Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot: I got some! Wiggitty wang wang wozzle!

computer voice: Error. Error. Dumb--- alert. Please kill Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot to continue.

Q: Who the ---- is Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot?

Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot: Trambochnit legistnok tlee tloo triffle!

Q: Is Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot going to be here this whole episode?

Lin: Unfortunately, I think Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot is going to be here this whole episode.

Q: Why don't we shorten Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot's name to save time?

Lin: No, the writer has control of everything pretty much.

Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot: Shimangese McHaidenburger Deedee duzzle!

Lin: What's wrong with Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot?

Q: Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot had, um, parental issues.

Lin: Oh. Why is Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot naked?

Q: It's on Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot's contract. Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot's on this show against Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot's will. The director said he'd kill Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot's family.

Lin: Oh. Well, I know how that feels.

[gun cocks]

Lin: I mean I don't! I'm sorry I'm sorry! The writer is so awesome in every way and nobody was, is or ever will be more uberly epic or epicly uber!

Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot: Shamizzle rizzle vabratizzle!

Q: Maybe we should go to commercial.

TV: Announcer: Come on down to the Mayan Superstore! We've got calendars! We've got Mexico! What else we got? That's pretty much it. Mozy on down to the Mayan Superstore of highway -4! We promise we've got the highest quality Mexico you can find, or you're money burned in a furnace!

Inca. Aztec. What a bore. Come on down to the Mayan Superstore!   Now receive a free Mexico with every purchase of 2000 Mayan money denomination or whatever the ---- that ---- is called.

Q: That was short. Maybe we should go to another commercial. [pause] I said, maybe we should-Aw, what's the use. We're stuck in this episode with Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot.

Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot: Stel stel jarvoomba!

Lin: Maybe we should-

Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot: Terk terk poohizzle!

Lin: Maybe we-

Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot: Ming Ring-a-ding Verginta.

Lin: May-

Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot: Durr durr klurpating!

Lin: May-

Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot: Bleep blop bloopenberry.

Q: What does Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot? Is Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot supposed to be mentally challenged? This isn't ---- funny! And if you are laughing at Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot then you seriously have some ---- problems! But even worse is the writer for writing this-

Criken McStroodle Propleblootbloot: Darool McSmicken taroo lurken furrnt quastev cozex the writer is a baby murderer flerndert poilkinmekbunstury optacor mcsmiggenpitor

Lin: Maybe we should just end this episode now.

[8 appears]

8: But wasn't this episode supposed to be about-

computer voice: Error. Error. Dumb--- not brutally killed. Self destruct in 10...9...8... aw to ---- with it

[boom]