Boob Meets the Devil-Angel

I am the ruler of Oblivion!

Boob: Hooly crap! Whoo are yoou?

D-A: I come from Oblivion. I rule it.

Boob: What doo yoou mean?

D-A: Well, god rules heaven; the devil rules country music land;

Boob: Soo true...

D-A: ...And I rule oblivion.

Boob: Sure. And I talk noormally...

D-A: Snaps fingers

Boob: ...And everyone knows I don't. Holy crap! I talk normally!

D-A: Do you believe me now?

Boob: Sure. And Bob's nice to me...

Bob: I love you Boob.

Boob: And Bob's not dumb.

Bob: I appreciate you Boob.

Boob: And I'm rich.

D-A: Do you believe me?

Boob: Sure. And the creator owns a roller coaster

Creator: Awesome!

-LATER-

Boob: And there's world peace. And global warming and world hunger are only myths.

D-A: Do you believe me yet?

Boob: And I rule oblivion.

Boob: Awesome! Now I'm magical!