Boob: God, doo I have any relatives?

God: Only 2.

Boob: Who?

Bob: You just talked normal again!

God: Baby Boob

Boob: I knoow. Whoo's the oother?

God. Boob Bloock, your other relative is you.

Boob: Me? That's a load of crap.

Bob: You talked normal again!

God: Well, not literally you, Bob Block. Bob Block stole your identity.

Boob: Oh my god!

God: what?

Boob: I have to turn myself in!

Bob: You just talked normal!

 

-Later when Boob was released from prison-

 

God: No. I meant your friend.

Boob: Bob? No way.

Bob: You're talking normal again!

God: Bob took advantage of your speech disorder, and started to give you a new name by calling you Boob Bloock. Then he changed his name to your real name.

Boob: So whoo is he really?

God: Boob Bloock, your friend who stole your identity Bob Block is really...

Boob: Yes?

God: The unfamed whatchamacallit called...

Boob: Go on...

God: K-

Boob: Spit it out!

Bob: You talked normal again! Twice!

God: .........

Boob: What is it?

God: King Bill Gates the third.

Boob: Ok if your not going to tell me who I'm leaving.

Bob: You just talked like a normal person again!

God: I just told you!

Boob: Bye.

God: .......

Bob: ........

God: You're not gonna get away with this.

Boob: I'm back with chips to find out who my friend is really.

God: Sigh.

 

To be continued again...

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