בָב ו בוּבִ בָיִשרַאֵל Bob & Boob in Israel

In this Bob & Boob comic, we would like to honor Israel. It is the home of the Israeli people, the same people who win about 60% of the Noble Peace Prizes (it is 60, right? I'm not sure. Can someone Google that for me sometime?). The same people who survived Hitler's wrath. The same people who are probably smarter than you. The same people who believe peace also means hello (and goodbye). The same people who have a Bob & Boob comic dedicated to them. The same people who speak the only language I (partially) understand that doesn't use our alphabet. The same people- Well, you get the idea.

Bob: Hey Boob?

Boob: Yea?

Bob: How'd we get in Israel?

Boob: Yoou led us too the wroong airplane. We were suppoosed too goo oon toour in Japan.

Bob: On tour? Like a band? Awesome!

Boob: But, noow were noot gooing too because we're in Israel! We're suppoosed too be in Japan!

Boob: Oh yeah. That's sad.

Stranger: Hola.

Bob: Dude. This is Israel. Jews speak Hebrew. We're not in Beijing, so don't speak Korean.

Stranger: מָה؟?

Boob: Wait. Hoow'd the creatoor even type stuff in Hebrew?

Bob: He clicked insert then clicked symbols. Then he had to find them, and then put them in.

Stranger: מָה؟?

Bob: Will you shut up?

Boob: Stoop it! He dooesn't understand you. "Mah" means what in Hebrew.

Bob: How do you know?

Boob: I'll shoow yoou. In soong!

Bob: You suck! Songs suck!

Boob: Please די. (pronounced die)

Bob: I wanna live!

Boob: Can't we make שָלוֺם (Shalom)

Bob: Eww!

NOTE: DIE=QUIET SHALOM=HELLO/GOODBYE/PEACE

Bob: I don't like Israel! The people want me to die and have shalom with them!

Boob: Uhh...

Boob's Angel: Tell him die means quiet and shalom means peace.

Boob's Devil: It also means hello and goodbye. But don't tell him. This is so entertaining!

Boob's Devil-Angel: How come we all talk normal but real Boob doesn't?

[later at an airport]

Boob: Too Greenland!

Bob: It's this way!

[later]

Boob: Doon't fret. We're in Germany. The land oof the- uhh,

Nazis?

Noo, noo. It has too be soomething good.

You're right this place sucks.

Before this comic ends, I would like to apologize to everyone whom I offended in any way, and hope you will not declare war on my land. Anyway, I tried to use it in the funniest and least offensive way I could think of in 20 seconds.

שלום out! (peace out)