Bob & boob's diary

Dear Diary,

Today I saw Boob with a diary. Diaries are so dumb. I hope I get a better present than last year...

Uh... Merry Christmas?

Dear book thingy majig,

Boob saw yoou. I hoope he has a heart attack. Yoou knoow, froom having an extra-big heart.

PS: I AM NOT DUMB!

Sure, I'm big, but I'm not a heart.