Bob & Boob The Movie

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Part 8

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Centaur-Dragon: You were right. I am the Centaur Dragon.

Bob: Wait. So in the title it's literally a Centaur-Dragon? So what did the Dragon and Centaur have to do with it? And why is it in Egypt if we don't battle you in Egypt?

Centaur-Dragon: Those are all questions I am unable to answer.

Bob: Well how do we decode you?

Centaur-Dragon: You don't. You attempt to, but you die.

Some Guy: How could we die? I have the military on my side!

Baby Boob: I have a school's faculty on my side for some reason!

Boob: I have the creator on my side!

Bob: And I have my running speed! Bye!

Dragon: Well I can eat you all! Just like I ate Egypt!

Bob: So that's what Egypt means in the title.

Dragon: You're gonna taste good.

Centaur-Dragon's Stomach

238 BCE

9:01 PM

Modern-day Bermuda Triangle

Some Guy: I don't understand. How could we lose? We are supposed to live!

Bob: At least there's a nut for me to eat.

Baby Boob: I want the nut!

Bob: I found it! You eat those peanuts!

Some Guy: Nuts are better!

Boob: Will you shut up! I'm trying to decode the Killer Centaur-Dragon in Egypt!

Bob: Technically we're not in Egypt, he just ate it.

Boob: Wait a minute. If you rearrange the letters of "The Killer Centaur Dragon", you get

Drag race on the killer nut

But which nut is the killer? And what do we use to drag race?

Bob: This nut I ate feels like it's killing me. I'm gonna rest on this go-kart.

Some Guy: Well that was convenient.

Baby Boob: I call shotgun!

Boob: I call driver!

Some Guy: I call engine!

Boob: Wait! Then we can't use it to drag race!

Some Guy: Oops.

Baby Boob: If you know how to disassemble it I hope you know how to assemble it.

Boob: Who cares? The movie is decoding it, not doing it! We can leave now!

Some Guy: Good point.

Centaur-Dragon's Stomach

238 BCE

6:24 AM

Modern-day Bermuda Triangle

Bob: Hello? Where is everyone? I'm conscious now! And I've trapped the nut in my poop! Hello! Where are you?

Before this comic ends, I would like to apologize to everyone whom I offended in any way, and hope you will not declare war on my land. Anyway, I tried to use it in the funniest and least offensive way I could think of in 20 seconds.

The End