Bob & Boob The Movie

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Part 7

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Centaur: Holy !@#$ I'm alive! Well, since I want to live, this time we'll have a battle of wits.

My question is: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

Moses: It depends if Beavers get there first.

Centaur: Wrong! Laser vision for you!

Some Guy: Well, the scientific structure of a woodchuck's exoskeleton would only be able to digest about seven and a half ounces, but if digestion is not required then about seventeen ounces.

Centaur: Scientific incorrectness.

Some Guy: But a woodchuck's genetics-

Aliens: Being not as significant as us, only about 24 jerpaninies.

Centaur: Jerpaninies aren't the units I use!

Baby Boob: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Centaur: I never said I wouldn't kill you if you were right.

Boob: Ruatnec

Centaur: Centaurs only die if you say their names backwards only in the movies. And life.

Aliens: We'll reincarnate your friends.

Moses: Thanks.

Boob: Now that we've got them to the Holy land, let's go to our future home.

Aliens: Our home was already created! Bye!

Moses: Why couldn't they teleport us home then teleport back home. Well, I'll stay here.

Bob: Did you kill the dragon yet?

Boob: Yes we did you selfish waste of a life. Now let's go home.

The northern home of the southern free

238 BCE

8:42 PM

Modern-day South America (North-East border)

Boob: Well, we're almost home.

Bob: Aren't we near the Bermuda triangle?

Boob: I'm not sure.

Some Guy: Besides, I'm sure those myths aren't real at all.

[thunder]

Baby Boob: The lightning is scaring me daddy.

Boob: Son, we're not even in the triangle. There's nothing to be scared about.

[thunder]

Bob: Holy !@#$ the thunder destroyed the land!

Boob: I just hope we don't float in the triangle.

Some Guy: I heard a person's worst nightmares can be found here.

Bob: I thought you said you don't believe the myths.

Some Guy: I thought Boob said we weren't in the triangle.

Boob: I sense danger approaching.