Bob & Boob The Movie

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Part 6

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Moses: We have to run faster!

Boob: Or we could cross a river and then make them drown.

Moses: That's absurd. We're in the desert. There are no rivers. And how would we cross it? And-

Boob: Just shut up! Here's a river!

Moses: Weird.

Boob: Now slam your stick into the ground.

Moses: Someone took it!

Aliens: We kinda uh, shot it at the Dragon to reincarnate him.

Boob: !@#$

Baby Boob: I'll get it!

Boob: No son!

Baby Boob: How much harder could dragon ninja riding possibly be compared to horse riding?

Boob: But you suck at horse riding!

Baby Boob: !@#$ I forgot.

Boob: He's a goner.

Baby Boob: I got it!

Boob: You got the stick?!

Baby Boob: Yeah! Catch!

Dragon: Not if I have anything to burn about it!

Baby Boob: That doesn't make sense!

Boob: He's gonna burn it! Throw it at the pharaoh!

Baby Boob: Okay.

Pharaoh: Wait Dragon! Don't burn it! Ah!

Dragon: Oops.

Pharaoh: I'm alive! Holy !@#$

Dragon: I burned myself.

Pharaoh: What are you doing Dragon? Die over there! Don't fall on us!

Boob: That was easy. Now let's get these people a home.

The Holy Land

51 BCE

3:24 AM

Modern-day Israel (border)

Moses: It has been my pleasure to lead you people to the holy land!

Boob: I can't believe it took 40 years.

Aliens: Well to us it was only 3 minutes.

Boob: Because you teleported yourself and then froze each other.

Aliens: Nevertheless.

Moses: As we enter the holy land, I would like you to make a single file line and no cutting.

God: Moses! You may not enter the holy land!

Moses: Why not?

God: Because you were mean to my people.

Moses: Only once!

God: Nevertheless.

Moses: That's bull crap. I'm becoming American!

God: Fine. I'll test you.

Moses: What's that supposed to mean?

God: There will be a test. If Moses wins, he may enter. If he loses, there will be consequences.

Moses: What do you mean? God? GOD! He left. !@#$

God: You lose. The test was to follow my commandments. You did not do so.

Moses: Well you could have at least told me the rules!

God: Your consequence is-

Boob: An earthquake? Isn't that a little extreme?

God: I'm not doing that.

Moses: Then who is?