Bob & Boob The Movie

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Part 5

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Bob: Mr. Dragon, is it really necessary to kill us?

Dragon: Yes.

Boob: Don't worry. This is the part where something good happens.

Bob: Are you sure?

Wheel: I'm coming in for the kill!

Bob: You were right.

Boob: Not what I meant. Can he really kill the Dragon?

Wheel: Dragon? Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Well that was useless.

Baby Boob: I don't care if I wasn't born yet. I'm gonna help my daddy!

Some Guy: Me to!

Aliens: And we need to help you guys to make up killing your friend.

Moses: So it was you who killed me!

Aliens: Ah, dang it. He's alive. Uh, we don't mean we killed you. We mean, uh,

Moses: Prepare to die!

Boob: Wait! If we don't get along the dragon is gonna kill us. Let's fight the dragon then each other.

Moses: Fine.

Boob: Give up dragon! It's six against one!

Bob: Well, I want to live.

Moses: Yeah, me to.

Boob: Well you're still outnumbered!

Dragon: No I'm not. I'm a ninja. I can duplicate myself.

Boob: Oh !@#$

Dragon: Grunts

Dragon1: I'll kill the aliens

Dragon2: I'll incinerate Some Guy

Dragon3: I'll destroy Baby Boob

Dragon4: I'll eliminate Boob

Dragon: Say your prayers

Boob: Baruch atah Adoni-

Dragon: I didn't mean it literally!

Besides, Americans don't speak Hebrew.

Boob: Well technically Americans weren't discovered yet.

Some Guy: Thanks for the distraction!

Dragon: What?

Some Guy: Hi-yaw!

Dragon: I don't understand. I was destined for greatness! I was destined for fame! I was destined to be God!

Boob: Well you didn't count on us.

Pharaoh: Holy !@#$ Someone killed my firstborn pet dragon ninja!

Moses: Pharaoh, let my people go!

Pharaoh: Not until I get my pet back!

Aliens: We'll handle this.

Pharaoh: Yay! You can go.

Moses: Thank you.

Pharaoh: Hey wait! Get them!