Bob & Boob The Movie

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Part 4

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Bob: But I don't wanna battle. Why can't Centaurs, Dragons, Pharaohs, Aliens, Jews, Americans, Moses-es and us all get along?

Centaur: Because it's funny. Now prepare for battle puny-

Dragon: Well maybe I wanna kill them.

Centaur: You're not killing them I'm killing them.

Dragon: I can easily burn you!

Centaur: I can easily rule you-I'm half pharaoh!

Dragon: Bring it!

Centaur: Agooglemsteekrafoo!

Dragon: What was that?

Centaur: My battle cry.

Dragon: Well it sounds like a female phoenix being frozen on a clock tower that's exploding her eardrum's scream.

Phoenix: You wanna prove it?

Agooglemsteekrafoo!

Dragon: Told you.

Centaur: Who cares? Let's fight!

Dragon: Sure.

Centaur: Killing you will be so fun, it'll remind me of a story I heard.

It all started a long long time ago in the year 2007.-

Dragon: Prepare to die!

Centaur: Ah! No! I want to live! I want to have a family! I want to have so much fun like a story I heard!

I all star-

Dragon: Shut up about that! I'm gonna burn you!

Centaur: Ah! No! I want to-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragon: He finally shut up.

Now to kill you guys.

Pharaoh: Do not kill them! They deserve to live.

Bob: Who's that?

Boob: Is that-

Dragon: Why?

Pharaoh: Wait. Is that Bob? Okay never mind you can kill them.

Dragon: Excellent.