Bob & Boob The Movie

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Part 3

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Dragon: Holy !@#$ The lion one is coming to life!

Bob: That's ridicules.

Boob: I think the dragon's right!

Dragon: It really is coming to life! That biological dictionary said lions didn't exist until 1973!

Lion: Actually I'm a Centaur.

Dragon: So why does it say Lion in the thing?

Centaur: Because when I said it you didn't know so it said that for suspense reasons.

Jeez it feels so good to be released. It's so good it reminds me of a story I heard.

It all began a long long time ago in the year 2007. The oil was pricey, the people were dirty. But then one man stood up to the boringness and looked it in the eye and said "This is boring! Let us have fun for once! We deserve free will to think! And free oil to drive! And free water to wash! And free complaints because I'm spending 7 cents a minute for this complaint and I think it's just dumb! And you know what? You should also go leave us alone!". Boringness ate Robin whole. But then a woman came. The former president failed also. But then a true hero named McDonald came and made us fat. But not me. He's a hero because he's trying to teach us not to eat as much. We fail to learn though. But eventually a real hero came to save us from the boringness. "Let my people have fun" he said. Boringness replied with a stubborn "Make me". And make him Moses did. He traveled across the land, searching far and wide to collect knowledge on fun stuff so he could convince Boringness that fun stuff is worth the trouble of making. But in a boring world, no one even knew fun was possible. So he had reenact his version of history so he could recreate the future and turn it into a fun place. Eventually, Moses came up with an idea. It wasn't a fun idea, but he knew it would stop Boringness's evil tyranny and his reign of boringness. So he confronted Boringness. "Let my people have fun". Once again, his reply was "Make me". So he did. All of the sudden, a dragon came out of nowhere and bit Boringness's head off. "Okay. You can have fun". And have fun they did. News spread quickly, and the fun spread even quicker. Immediately the world was over flooded with a rush of entertainment, including music, movies, and sports. Although not everything wasn't fair with all the cheaters, the cheaters thought it was fun. The only bad side was that oil prices soared even higher with all the new tourism to places like Egypt, Easter Island and China because it used a lot of oil to take people to those places.

Moses: Okay, there are so many things wrong with that story.

Centaur: Now that you've decoded the riddles and we have appeared, you must do the second part of the movie and battle me and the dragon.