Bob & Boob The Movie

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Part 2

Decoding The Killer Centaur-Dragon In Egypt

Bob: So this is the tomb of the pharaoh?

Boob: There's an inscription.

Those who dare disturb the tomb of the pharaoh will suffer an eternal life of shame and disgrace and speech disorder which will be really annoying and will be controlled without a free will by some random guy forever

Those who dare disturb the tomb of the pharaoh will suffer an eternal life of shame and disgrace and speech disorder which will be really annoying and will be controlled without a free will by some random guy forever.

Boob: There's also a back.

Bob: Are you saying this thing is mobile?

If you still want to disturb the pharaoh's tomb then you must really not care about your future and want to live the moment while it lasts. I envy that. I can't even go to the park without thinking about my future. Like if some gay  guy came and somehow illegally forced me to go to his house and pet his dog. I would immediately not go when I think of that, even though I know the chances of that happening are, like, half a dozen to negative zero, but I still can't go.

If you still want to disturb the pharaoh's tomb then you must really not care about your future and want to live the moment while it lasts. I envy that. I can't even go to the park without thinking about my future. Like if some gay guy came and somehow illegally forced me to go to his house and pet his dog. I would immediately not go when I think of that, even though I know the chances of that happening are, like, half a dozen to negative zero, but I still can't go.

Bob: Huh. What a strange inscription.

Boob: Who cares. So who'll be opening the tomb?

Bob: Well, it says those who dare, blah blah blah will have a speech disorder. And we don't want to alter the future.

Boob: Well we already did when you killed Moses.

Bob: Oh yeah.

Boob: Just open it already.

Bob: But it said-

Boob: You changed it! I came here before! So you do it!

Bob: Fine.

Dragon: Who dares to disturb my tomb?

Bob: What?

Dragon: Who dares to disturb my tomb?

Bob: What?

Dragon: Who dares to disturb my tomb?

Bob: What?

Dragon: Who dares to disturb my tomb?

Bob: What?

Dragon: Who dares to disturb my tomb?

Bob: What?

Boob: Wait those symbols all look the same. Is he saying

"Aaaaaaa aaa aaaaa aa aaaaaa aaa aaaaa"

Or maybe "Bbbbbbb bbb bbbbb bb bbbbbb bbb bbbbb"

Bb: Who said my name?

Boob: How'd you get here?

Dragon: Who dares to disturb my tomb?

Bob: What?

Dragon: Who dares to disturb my tomb?

Jeez, don't you understand proper Seville?

Bob: What?

Boob: That guy dares!

Bob: What? Why me?

Boob: Because you created a future lion-like tourist attraction.

Dragon: What? That is the ultimate disgrace! Let me see!

You little jerk! I'll burn you! Then I'll burn it!

Boob: Wait! There's an inscription here.

Those who create this will be burnt

Okay never mind.

Bob: Help me!

Moses: Fear not! For I have escaped the clutches of the rock man!

Boob: Somehow you also created the 10th plague.

Moses: Oh really? What did you think? I thought I should've used it later, but I realized someone could be doing something foolish like releasing the Dragon that guards the tomb.

Boob: But do you mind me asking, why didn't you use the other plagues?

Moses: I did.

Boob: Only the 10th.

Moses: Then that means-

Aliens: Ahh! They have discovered us and somehow turned our Hcemeir (an alien soft drink) supply into water! I told you Houdini existed!

Bob: A little help here!

Moses: Fear not, for I will save you!

Dragon: Hey, wait a minute.

Boob: Alright. We've waited. Now what.

Dragon. Get on my back. I wanna show you something.

See a picture in the pharaoh statues?

Bob: Huh. Wonder how they get those colors.

Dragon: Makes you kind of wanna forget about incinerating things.

Boob: Yeah.