Bob & Boob Supreme adventure

It all began in the year 21521144215152 and it was the 2152 microsecond of the 215152 hour of the new year 21511144215152. The exact year of Boob Bloock's birthday. Actually, it began 2 minutes earlier than that, but it doesn't matter.

Relatives: In exactly 2 minutes, it will be the exact moment of your birthday. If you make your wish even 1 microsecond early or late, you will not only not have a wish that comes true, you will also die and slowly burn and rot in country music land.

Boob (thoughts): I wish I had relatives beside my son Baby Boob. Wait- Why do I talk normal in my thoughts? Oh well. Who cares.

[blows out candles]

Boob: I hoope I had the right timing.

And so, Boob went to visit his "friend" Bob to ask him if it worked.

Ding-Dong

Bob: Who is it?

Boob: It's me

Bob: Go away

Boob: I wanna ask yoou a questioon.

Bob: You do this every year Boob. No you do not have any relatives.

Boob: Well then, we must go on a elaborate and completely unnecessary journey to find them.

Bob: Did you just talk like a normal person?

Boob: Did I? Weird. Anyway, will you accompany me on my unnecessary journey?

Bob: There, you did it again. You just talked normally.

Boob: That's a yes.

And so Bob Block accompanied Boob on his unnecessary journey. They searched the Amazon;

Boob: Noope.

The web;

Boob: Noot here.

And even Mars

Boob: Uh-uh.

Bob: How come you can breathe on Mars? This isn't fair!

Also a few other places like the center of the Earth;

Boob: Still noope.

Bob: This isn't fair! I'm dieing!

The empire state building.

Boob: Where are they?

Bob: I think I'm gonna fall!

And then Mars again.

Boob: Still noo.

Bob: I still can't breathe!

But then they decided to ask God.

Boob: God, doo I have any relatives?

God: Only 2.

Boob: Who?

Bob: You just talked normal again!

God: Baby Boob

Boob: I knoow. Whoo's the oother?

To be continued...

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