Bob & Boob Ozone troubles

Creator: This in the distant future could be a true story. And this comic hopefully will help prevent a terrible end like this.

Some guy: As the leader of the military, I-

Bob: Hold up. Why aren't I leading the military?

Some guy: I donated a spaceship and anti-gravity device for the military. Is it really important? You asked that yesterday.

So, anyway, I think we all know we have a HUGE problem in our hands. The ozone is breaking up and our precious oxygen is flying into deep space. And citizens are running out of air; metaphorically and literally. And by that I mean people are running for their lives. For some reason, they don't have basic knowledge and weren't educated enough to know that running takes more oxygen than walking. So, any suggestions?

Boob: We coould goo live in deep space and prey that the ooxygen isn't spread oout too far.

BabyBoob: We coold make the oozone goo Kablooey and exploode.

Some guy: When did babies become so educated?

Killer robot: After the Great Baby Mutation of '43

Some guy: Since when do killer robot rabbits talk?

Killer robot: Since the Great Killer Robot Rabbit Mutation of '43. But that's not the point. The point is-

Some guy: A lot of things happened in 2043.

Killer robot: No. The point is that to solve difficult questions; we often use simple answers.

Some guy: I still say we blow it up.

Killer robot: What about the citizens? Are we gonna let them just die?

Bob: Screw those citizens. What about us?

Devil-Angel: Let's send all the citizens an e-mail saying we're gonna blow up the ozone.

Dear anonymous reader,

If you are reading this, this could be your last few hours. We are gonna blow up the ozone to stop the ozone from going away.

Citizens: Holy !@#$ the military is gonna blow up the ozone!

Other citizens: Who said anything about the military?

Citizens: Who cares we're gonna die!

Now the next part is impossible to display with words. But, since everyone dies and runs out of oxygen, it's to graphic for some young viewers.

Creator: Do you want this to be your future? A future with no ozone? A future with no oxygen? A future with talking babies and killer robot rabbits? Well the stop polluting our world and destroying our ozone! There's no other way! You can make a difference.