Bob & Boob's Morning

Ever wonder what it would like to be Bob & Boob. Of course. But what about in the morning?

Bob's Morning

6:00 AM: Wake up

6:01 AM: Shuts off alarm

[beep beep]

Yawns.

[boom]

Whoops. I pressed self destruct button instead of silent

6:05 AM: Buys new alarm clock

I should really start buying ones without self destruct buttons. Oh well.

6:09 AM: Reads newspaper

7:11 AM: Eats breakfast

Does it really take me an hour to read the newspaper?

7:15 AM: Sleeps again

12:00 PM: Pees on the president's lawn

Wait- Noon isn't in the morning

Boob's Morning

6:00 AM: Wakes up

6:05 AM: Eats breakfast

6:20 AM: Pees on the president's lawn.

Wait- This isn't my sister's house!

6:30 AM: Goes to doctor

Is it normal to pee for 10 minutes?

6:45 AM: Thinks deeply about life's greatest questions which will never be answered

Why did the chicken cross the road?

6:57 AM: Pukes out breakfast

That's not cereal! That's dog crap!

6:73 AM: Wonders why 6:73 is an actual time

6:120 AM: Showers