Bob & Boob Meet Bb

Bb: Yay! I finally found a place in this comic series! I've always wanted to do this! Now to begin my plot to kill the insensitive jerk Bob.

Bob: Did you just talk normal Boob?

Boob: Noo. I didn't talk at all.

Bob: Well then who are you?

Bb: I'm... uh... George Washington?

Boob: Seriously? Oh, George, I've always been your biggest fan, especially that song you wrote about lamps. Can I have your autograph 1,000,000,000 times?

Bb: Did I say George Washington?

Boob: Yes.

Bob: You talked normal in that other part!

Bb: I meant... uh... Walt Isthatmyknee?.

Boob: Oh. You suck. Your movies suck. But not your pet Bud. He's awesome!

Bob: You talked normal.

Bb: Well, anyway, In my latest crap-

Bob: Movie? Well, they are crap but the way you said it was bad grammar.

Bb: Whatever. In my latest crap, there's this really real-looking illusion where I perform a ritual and "pretend" to cut off your head, and Bob is perfect for that scene.

Bob: I told you I was better.

Boob: Whatever. He's probably gonna kill you because of something you did to make him talk weird or to hurt him or something.

Bob: You talked normal.

Boob: Shut up about that you say that every comic now.

Bob: No, him. That Bb guy.

Bb: How'd you figure out my true identity?

Bob: I just thought you were some loser who wanted to imitate us and get on the show but then reveal that you held a grudge against me. I figured it out when you mispronounced "Crape".

Bb: Well, now that you know I'm gonna kill you I'll just shoot you on the spot. Much easier on me.

Bob: I didn't know. I just said I thought.

Bb: !@#$. But I'm still gonna get you for what you did to Aa! And Cc! And Dd;Ee;Ff;Gg;Hh;Ii;J j;Kk;Ll;Mm;Nn;Oo;Pp- Hehe. Peepee. Qq;Rr;Ss;Tt;Uu;Vv;Ww;Xx;Yy; and Zz!

Bob: Wait- so you're not imitating us?

Bb: What made you think that loser? I'm in the alphabet!

TO BE CONTINUED....

WHILE THEY FIGURE OUT THIS CONFLICT, Bb WILL BE IN THE NEXT FEW COMICS.