Bob & Boob Life Lessons

You can be special. You can be awesome. You can be nice, caring and considerate. But you can't be all at once. Well, unless, you're me. -Bob

With great magical powers comes the ability to do anything you want. -Creator

Strong is just strong. Are you killer strong? -Killer Robot

Not everyone goes to country music land. Not everyone goes to heaven. Sadly, not everyone goes to oblivion. Sadly, for me I mean. -Devil-Angel

It is noot wheat oor noot yoou speak coorectly, but weather or not yoou care coorectly. -Boob

My daddy is a good singer. -BabyBoob (from the Bring-Your-Kids-To-Work-Day-Special)

I love simulating the "Escape from the Moon Monsters" game. -Some guy (Great Adventure)

I like acorns. Or is it nuts? -Killer Robot-In-Training (the squirrel in Bob&Boob Robot Battles)

I'm the president! I can do anything! -President

Some people have varying personalities and identities every comic -Anonymous

The military is gonna kill us! -Citizens (Bob & Boob Ozone Troubles)

Who cares? -Normal (Bob & Boob Secret Agents-Normal Ending)

I can't believe we watched Bob have a seizure, eh. -Canadians (Bob & Boob Go To Canada)

Mah? -Stranger (Bob & Boob in Israel)

We'll blow up the cicadas -Scientists (Bob & Boob End of the World)

Plumbers are becoming weirder and weirder -Prince (Bob & Boob Get a Job)

NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Clerk (Bob & Boob Great Adventure)

You stole your identity -God (Bob & Boob Supreme Adventure)

Illegal in new jersey, using bad grammar or talking like Yoda is. -Police (Bob & Boob Go To New Jersey)

Die means quiet -Boob's Angel (Bob & Boob Go To Israel)

This is entertaining! -Boob's Devil (Bob & Boob Go To Israel)

How come we all talk normal? -Boob's Devil-Angel (Bob & Boob Go To Israel)

I wish I had relatives -Boob's thoughts (Bob & Boob Supreme Adventure)

[buzz] -Team1/Team2/Team3 (Bob & Boob on a Trivia Game)

You'll die if you blow out candles 1 microsecond early or late -Relative (Bob & Boob Supreme Adventure)

Today I learned that-that robots only beep in movies -Security (Bob & Boob End of the World)

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Guard (Bob & Boob End of the World)

I'm anonymous's son! -Anonymous Jr. (Bob & Boob Secret Agents)

King George made me a Janitor -Janitor (Bob & Boob Secret Agents-Boob's Ending)

We will rock you- Queen (Bob & Boob End of the World)

Playing: Bob & Boob Celebration Time

By Kahedro Productions