Bob & Boob Labor Day Special

[buzz]

[yawn]

Boob: It's laboor day, huh. Woonder hoow Boob is.

[buzz]

[yawn]

[clang]

Bob: Ow! God, the ceiling fell again. Better fix it. Hey, it's labor-ow! Dropped the ceiling.

Boob: Soo that's hoow Boob is.

Bob: Ah! When'd you get here?

Boob: 5 minutes agoo.

Bob: Get out!

Boob: Why?

Bob: I'm taking a shower.

Boob: That's grooss.

Bob: So get out!

Boob: This is my hoouse.

Bob: I live here. It's my house.

Boob: I live here too.

Bob: When did we move in?

Boob: When the creatoor goot lazy and only wanted to draw 1 house.

Creator: I'm not lazy!

Bob: So why do we live together?

Creator: This happens every year.

Boob: What are you talking about?

Bob: You talked normal!

Creator: It's a long story that gets tiring once you tell it every year. I don't want to.

Bob: Ok then.

Creator: But why are you guys in this comic anyway?

Boob: It's oour joob.

Creator: But it's labor day.

Bob: Doesn't that mean we work even harder than we normally do?

Creator: For you Bob, yes. But I like Boob. I'm giving him a break.

Anonymous: Labor day? Then why am I here?

Creator: You chose to vacation in Phoenix, Arizona. Ironically, I live in Nevada. But that's beside the point.

Anonymous: Next year I'm vacationing in Egypt.

Creator: But a long long time ago they enslaved Jews.

Anonymous: So? I'm not Jewish.

Creator: I just wanted to teach you something.