Bob & Boob Great Adventure

Hooly !@#$ I won the loottery!!!!!!!!!!! I'm goonna buy me an Anti-Gravity Device!

Gimme that Anti-G Device Boob!

Wait- hoow'd I fall intoo a voolcanoo if I had an Anti-Gravity Device?

Boob! Yoou've coome back to save me!

Bob: Shut the crap up Boob you can burn in country music land for all I care! I just want the anti-gravity device!

Boob: [voice keeps getting quieter/more echo-ey] Yoou'll regret this soomeday!

Bob: No I won't! I got an anti-gravity device!

Boob: (barely hearable) But it's brooken!

Bob: It is? Well eat least the receipt is still on in.

Hello, I'd like to return this anti-gravity device it doesn't seem to work.

Clerk: Sorry. No refunds. Store policy.

Bob: My "friend" died trying to get this.

Clerk: (shouting) NO REFUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (normal voice) Go sell it on 2Day? or something.

Bob: [mumbling] http://www.2Day.com

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Gender? Why isn't there a none?

-LATER-

Some guy: Sweet! An anti-gravity device for only 700 grand!

-LATER-

Bob: Now what do I do?

I'm gonna buy a spaceship! And go to the moon!

-LATER-

Bob: This is 1 small step for whatchamacallits, and... uh... aw who the crap cares I'm gonna go play leapfrog with some invisible guy.

Crap. I'm falling. Yep. Falling on the moon. Falling very slowly.

-LATER-

Ow!

Boob: Bob. You have done wrong.

Bob: Is that you Boob? Are you- Are you talking correctly?

Boob: Yes. This achievement is 1 small step for whatchamacallits, but 1 giant leap on the moon (which is farther because it takes longer to fall) for whatchamacallits who have genetic diseases which make them pronounce "o" as "oo".

Bob: Why are you here?

Boob: I came to warn you about moon monsters.

Bob: Moon monsters?

TO BE CONTINUED...

Bob & Boob Great Adventure Part II

Will Bob be devoured by moon monsters?

Will Boob come back to life?

If he does, will he still talk normally?

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