Bob & Boob Go to School

BabyBoob: And that is hoow the 3rd Woorld War revoolutioonized the woorld. Any questioons befoore we start Ancient Egyptian Algebra?

Boob: [raises hand]

BabyBoob: Not anoother bathroom break Boob.

Boob: Noo. Why are you are teacher?

BabyBoob: Well, let's just say school is messed up. Now, Egyptians knew that X=ER^7*3249081, but they wanted to know what E=MC^2 is if the equation equaled 1/2 the velocity of a hamster if the hamster's pulse was equal to that of 754% of C^19P-P+R

(Note: = is equals _____  X^Y equals X to the power of Y X*Y equals X times Y X+Y equals X plus Y X-Y equals X minus Y X/Y equals X Y's (fraction))

[Bell rings]

Bob: Yes! It's finally over! So long suckers! Hahaha!

Boob: Woonder if he realizes he'll coome back toomooroow.