Bob & Boob End of the World II

Boob: Let's relax, and watch the news and weather which has been, and always will be perfect.

Reporter: In other news, a nuclear volcano has formed in mid-Germany.

Bob: I don't care about Germany.

Boob: When'd yoou get here?

Reporter: This just in! A hurricane is moving the nuclear volcano here! Ah, crap! It's landing caused an earthquake! NO! The marines said the earthquake caused a tsunami! !@#$ The nuclear volcano is erupting! And now the iron in the gases the eruption produced somehow has enough magnetic pulling that a meteor is coming! Oh no! Now the gases formed acid clouds! Crap now the excess gas is cooling off the Earth! It's the end of the world! And now dragons are planting mines into are last 3 crops! What did we do god? WHAT DID WE DO!?!?!?!?!?

God: You didn't believe I existed!

Reporter: First of all, it was rhetorical. Second, I said what did we do, not what we didn't.

God: Just for that remark, I'm not giving you candy.

And I'm blowing up the earth.

Reporter: Oh no!

Baby Boob: Oh no!

Bob: Oh no!

Boob: Oh no!

Creator: I don't even technically exist in this world, but still oh no!

Devil-Angel: Oh no! You don't exist?

Killer Robot: Oh no!

What will happen?

Will they live?

Will they die?

Do you actually care?

Find out next time.