Bob & Boob End of the World

President: Woo hoo! I'm the president! I can do anything I want!

Anonymous: You just know something's gonna go wrong when the president says that.

Security: How'd you get in here?

Anonymous: I distracted the guard with a question.

Guard: Why did the chicken cross the road? Hmm?

Security: Who are you?

Anonymous: I'm your worst nightmare.

Security: Holy crap! It's Hitler!

Anonymous: ...

No. I'm a robot.

Guard: Hey! Where'd he go?

Security: If you're a robot, how come you're not beeping.

Anonymous: They only do that in movies.

Guard: There he is!

Anonymous: I'll be seeing you.

Security: Because the guard is gonna get you.

Guard: Get him!

Anonymous: No, the guards gonna get you.

Guard: Gotcha.

Security: Wait! This isn't right!

President: I know! The presidents must have been insane! None of them pressed any of these colorful buttons!

Anonymous: That is for a reason.

President: Shut up!

Anonymous: No.

President: Aw.

Anonymous: It is vital to Earth's very existence that you do not press those buttons. Educated scientist from all over the world came together once to create world peace. They estimated it would take 5 minutes to finish. Those buttons kill them.

President: My entertainment is more important than their lives!

Anonymous: That doesn't matter. The reason they all came together is because the world was in a devastating war. Without them coming up with a way to create peace, the world as we know it would explode in an extremely gruesome and strangely entertaining explosion.

President: Big words make me wanna press buttons and destroy Earth.

Anonymous: I'll give you animal crackers if you don't.

President: Deal.

[munch]

Anonymous: I'm sorry. That must have been the poisoned ones. That's sad. I planned on using those on that ugly cat across the street.

Bob: Hey. you can't have a Bob & Boob comic without me. Hey! Colorful buttons!

Anonymous: No wait!

Scientists: After 5 minutes, we finally found a way to create world peace.

So let's just review the plan. We let the war continue for 6 years, but then when the cicadas come we blow them up for fun. Then we'll go to the moon and shoot the entire Earth with 947024 tons of-

[boom]

Mr. President, Mr. President! We just received a letter from the scient- oh yeah. Never mind.

Senior Presidente, Senior Presidente! [translation mode]

Mr. President, Mr. President! We just received a letter from the scientists!

Q.

We also got one from the scientists attempting to create world peace.

H.

On the other side they wrote something in some sort of alien language.

שלום

That's not an alien language! Ever hear of Martian? You twit.

Sir, our sources confirm Martian is an alien language.

And on the back, it has a translation.

I thought that was the back.

It says it has 3 meanings.

Hello, goodbye and peace.

Does that mean they created world peace?

Well I'm not sure. It either means Hello, peace or Goodbye, peace,

But then wouldn't it be שלום שלום?

We don't know sir.

Why is it so big anyway?

We don't know sir.

Wait a minute- When did we learn English?

We don't know sir.

Is that all you can say?

We don't know sir.

Well, that's creepy, isn't it?

We don't know sir.

I think I'm gonna have fun with this.

We don't know sir.

What's 2+

We don't know sir.

I didn't

We don't know sir.

finish!

We don't know sir.

Ok now

We don't know sir.

it's getting

We don't know sir.

Annoying.

We don't-

Shut up!

So, anyway, I think they failed.

Boob: !@#$!

Bob: !@#$!

Creator: !@#$

Baby Boob: !@#$!

Devil-Angel: !@#$!

Killer robot: !@#$!

Anonymous: !@#$!

Some guy: !@#$!

Queen: !@#$

President: I'm the president! I deserved to end the world! Not him!