Bob & Boob Bring-Your-Kid-To-Work-Day Special

Bang!

Oow!

!@#$ You shot my son!

BabyBoob: waaaaaaaah

Boob: Cheer up. The creator will fix you

Creator: Yes I will. *snaps fingers*

Boob: Is that better?

BabyBoob: A little. sniffle.

Boob: Coome oon. Yoou want soome Ice Cream?

BabyBoob: Noo.

Boob: You want a roller coaster?

BabyBoob: Yes.

Boob: So you want to go to China and ask the creator?

BabyBoob: Noo.

Boob: Neither doo I. Luckily he lives across the street.

Yoou want your teddy bear?

BabyBoob: Noo.

Boob: Yoou want a grandpa?

BabyBoob: Noo.

Boob: Yoou want an education?

BabyBoob: Noo.

Boob: Yoou want too take a crap in Boob's underwear and then goo too a party and pants him and make everyoone think he pooped himself and make him run hoome and get a new pair which has alsoo been crapped in and pants him again and keep on doing that until he's foorced too goo too the party withoout underwear and pants him again shoowing everyoone his big fat thighs?

BabyBoob: Uh-huh.

Boob: Ok. Let's go take a crap in Boob's underwear and then goo too a party and pants him and make everyoone think he pooped himself and make him run hoome and get a new pair which has alsoo been crapped in and pants him again and keep on doing that until he's foorced too goo too the party withoout underwear and pants him again shoowing everyoone his big fat thighs.

BabyBoob: I loove America.

Boob: We all doo soon, we all doo.

Everyone: We all love Amer-rica!

We all love Amer-rica!

We all love Amer-rica!

So listen to our American pledge!

We pledge Allegiance

To the flag

Of the United States Of America!

The United States of Amer-rica!

We all love Amer-rica!

We all love Amer-rica!

So listen to our American pledge!

So listen to our American pledge!

We all love Amer-rica!

So listen to our American pledge!

We all love Amer-rica!

So listen to our American pledge!

We all love Amer-rica!

We all love Amer-rica!

So listen to our American pledge!

So listen to our American pledge!

BabyBoob: Why did we all break oout in soong?

Boob: Because we loove America, soon. Because we loove America.

BabyBoob: Doo we have a theme soong oor something?

Boob: Whoo dooesn't?

BOB & BOOB

LOVE A SEWER TUBE

EACH WITH A DOG

WEARING THEIR SOCKS (PRONOUNCED SOGS)

THEY GOT A KILLER ROBOT

AND THEY FOUGHT

THEY HAD WEIRD BODIES

AND FILLED WITH ODDITIES

BOB SHOOTS BOOB

BECAUSE HE’S BORED

AND BECAUSE HE WANTS TO

AND ALSO BECAUSE HE HAS AN ANNOYING SPEECH DISORDER HE INHERITED FROM HIS FATHER THAT MAKES HIM PRONOUNCE THE O SOUND OO AND IF YOU LIVED IN A COMICAL WORLD WITH ONLY 2 PEOPLE BESIDES DOGS AND KILLER ROBOTS YOU WOULD EVENTUALLY GET ANNOYED TOO BUT STILL SHOOTING HIM ISN'T THE ANSWER I MEAN SHOOTING HIM IS A LITTLE DRASTIC BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE EAT LEAST HE DOESN’T USE A SWORD

GEESE THAT’S A LONG VERSE

SO READ BOB & BOOB COMICS!

YES YOU CAN TOO RANDOM 8 YEAR-OLD

IT DOESN’T CURSE

WE OTTA FIX THAT…

BabyBoob: But yoou don't loove a sewer tube.

Boob: I knoow. I'll never understand that song.

BabyBoob: Hey dad?

Boob: Yes soon?

BabyBoob: Hoow did we break oout in soong again?

Boob: Boob shoot yoou, then yoou took a crap in all oof his underwear, then yoou said yoou loove America, then we broke oout in that soong, then yoou asked why we brook oout in soong and I answered then yoou asked if we have a theme soong and then we sung it.

BabyBoob: Ooh yeah. America is great.

Boob: It sure is.

We all love Amer-rica!

VOTE! Should we make the songs? If yes, which is better? Tell us!