Bob & Boob are Magicians

Bob: Come one, come all! Ladies and gentlemen! Witness the magical awesomeness of Bob the Magician!

Anonymous: I'll give it a try.

Bob: Okay, but first I want you to tell the camera this is not a setup.

Anonymous: This is not a setup. You may think it is, but I don't even know this guy.

Bob: What! You don't know the magical awesomeness of Bob the Magician? I'll kill you!

Boob: Coome oone, coome all! Ladies and gentlemen! Witness the magical awesoomeness of Boob the Magician!

Anonymous: I'll give it a try.

Boob: Great! Except that I didn't ask foor a voolenteer. I'm soorry. But I'll need oone later.

Anonymous: It's okay.

Boob: Noo, I'll just doo this trick later and doo the oone with a voolenteer.

Anonymous: It's fine.

Actually, okay.

Boob: I already did it.

Anonymous: Huh?

Boob: I used mind coontrool too change yoour mind.

Anonymous: Aw, sweet! I can't wait to tell my mom and dad!

Bob: Actually, I got back at you for not knowing who I am by- well, I sorta-

Anonymous: Are you saying you killed my parents?

Bob: What? No! I just performed a magic trick on them.

Anonymous: What did you do?

Bob: Your mom has your dad's body and vice versa.

Anonymous: How do they look?

Bob: What do you mean?

Anonymous: Well, you suck at magic, so what do they look like?

Bob: I'll show you who sucks at magic! Decapitatio!

[crickets chirp]

Anonymous: Decapitatio?

Bob: Huh. It says here that it should decapitate you. Let's try... Blindificate!

[crickets chirp]

Did it work? Are you blind?

Anonymous: No.

Bob: Maybe... Falciparum!

Anonymous: Isn't that a medical term?

Bob: I dunno.

Anonymous: Are you sure it's a magic book, not a medical book?

Bob: Well, they say medical science has become so improved lately it's magic.

Anonymous: No they don't.

Bob: Don't you dare ruin my dream!