Bob & Boob & the Woodchuck That Would Chuck wood

Boob: Boob, yoou knoow hoow in oour coomics, we never shoowed soomething real besides the creatoor and soort oof the killer rooboot befoore. Doo edited pictures coount? Because the killer rooboot was edited.

Bob: How come I never get a line that long?

Woodchuck: You lied Boob! I'm here!

Boob: Why are yoou yelling?

Woodchuck: I don't know! I guess woodchucks like to yell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boob: First oof all, I said [quote]" and soort oof the killer rooboot before." [unquote]

Secoond oof all, yoou're a woooodchuck? Sweet! Hoow much wooood woould yoou chuck if yoou woould chuck wood?

Woodchuck: ER^7*3249081MC^2 is if the equation equaled 1/2 the velocity of a hamster if the hamster's pulse was equal to that of 754% of C^19P-P+R

Bob: Interesting. I thought a woodchuck would chuck 782C*P^R-L, but now I know it's L-R^P*C287

Boob: Noo, it's noot idioot! Yoou need too use coomplex algoorisms then divide the negative expoonent oof 1/2 the square roooot oof the half-eaten pi and then add then search the internet. Accoording to the internet, [quote] As much as Chuck Norris told it to [unquote]. Doo noot sue us, foor we did noot type that. We coopied and pasted it from Yahoooo! Answers. And doo noot sue us foor saying that, foor we were just telling yoou noot too sue us. The end.

Bob: Seriously, I want a line that long!!!!!!!

Woodchuck: Oh my god, that's right! You got it perfect! You even misspelled all words with "o" like you need to to be right!

Bob: Oh he just talks like that?

Woodchuck: Holy !@#$ Really!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?

Bob: What's the big deal?

Woodchuck: The ancient woodchuck Aztecs once told of a hero, who not only gets the woodchuck question correct on thier first time. And how "their" was spelled "thier" in the past. The hero also speaks like a one-legged four-armed uh- well, "thing" on rollers skates after having 100 cups of ancient non-mess-you-up beer. But they only told it once because it said he would protect *******. They got sued. They should have just said African Americans. Anyway, you, Boob, appear to be that hero.

Bob: I want a line that long! And now we're gonna be sued because you were a racist!

Woodchuck: A racist wouldn't censor *******. And they wouldn't say African American. They would say black. PS: Don't sue us, we were demonstrating a racist, not being one.

Bob: How come this comic says "sue" so much?

Boob: Whoo cares? I'm a hero!

Woodchuck: Oh, wait. That was the Dodo's prophecy.

Bob: Where can we find a dodo?

Boob: It's extinct you idiot!

Before this comic ends, I would like to apologize to everyone whom I offended in any way, and hope you will not declare war on my land. Anyway, I tried to use it in the funniest and least offensive way I could think of in 20 seconds.

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