Baby Boob's Origin

BabyBoob: Daddy, hoow coome oour series is Boob & Boooob coomics, but it's noot in coomic foormat?

Boob: Well soon, let me tell yoou a stoory.

It all began a long, long, time ago.

BabyBoob: What happened too yoour speech disease?

Boob: It dooesn't apply in flashbacks.

BabyBoob: Ook.

Boob: As I was saying...

...time ago. It was way back when I had an army of mushrooms. "Once I call my mushroom army, they will grow! Then, once we have 10,000 soldiers, we will- well, we won't do anything. But it will be awesome to brag and make fun of people who don't have their own army!" But back then, everyone did have an army, so I couldn't make fun of anyone. And worse still, everyone had armies of umbrellas or flashlights, or maybe dieing flamingoes. So everyone beat me up. So then I went to sleep. In my dream, I realized I had to have backup. I attempted to make another army of lava lamps, but there was a lava shortage and it was to expensive. 7 and a half seconds later I realized it. "That's it!". I couldn't believe I didn't think of it before. "Why didn't I think of it before?". It was so simple. "It's so simple! I need a son to help me build a backup army!". But then I though how will he come. I realized there were no women. But then I realized besides the creator, there were no men. Then I realized how lonely the creator must be. So I wrote a song dedicated to him. Then I pondered how would I have a child. So I built a robot!

BabyBoob: I'm a rooboot!?!?!?!

Boob: Let me finish!

... a robot. Unfortunately, it destroyed a third of earth. So then I built a stronger robot to destroy him. This robot I constructed so it wouldn't kill us all. Then I realized if I had a robot that could destroy anything, who needs an army. Then I woke up from that dream I had when I went to sleep after everyone beat me up.

...beat me up. So then I went to sleep....

...But for some reason, the robot was still there.

BabyBoob: I'm a rooboot!?!?!?!

Boob: Yes.

BabyBoob: Then why doo I have a speech disease?

Boob: That was a proogramming mistake.

BabyBoob: Ohh well. I suspected that oonce I realized I coould breathe fire, shoooot lasers, groow too incredible sizes, shrink too incredible sizes, read peoople's minds, noot pee foor extreme perioods oof time, noot sleep for extreme perioods oof time, noot eat foor extreme perioods oof time, live at incredibly high temperatures, live at incredibly loow temperatures, and noot drink water.

Boob: Wait. My rooboot coould drink water. Yoou're noot my soon!

BabyBoob: Well, ookay then, but yoou never answered my questioon. Why isn't it in coomic foorm?

Boob: Ooh, because the creatoor dooesn't knoow hoow too put Comic Book Creator coomic booooks oon a webiste.