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8: No thanks. We all remember what happened last-
[8 Disappears]
Lin: 8? [yell] 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What happened to 8?
Lin: If I knew, why would I ask?
Q: But- I asked.
Lin: He just disappeared.
Q But why?
Lin: Do you know what this means?
Q: Canadian buffet!
Lin: No, we already did an episode.
Q: Aw. So what does it mean?
Lin: If I knew, why would I ask?
Q: Well, it sounded like you knew.
Lin: But I have a theory. You know, how in between episode, 8 always talked about how he's only here because a dragon messed up with his time machine?
Q: No, I'm always asleep in between episodes.
Lin: My theory is evil pickle men hired the Viking Ninja Mafia to put up a hit on his 20th Great Grandparents so he would never be born.
Q: That is genius! Except for one problem. I was awake one time, and I heard him say that in a crazy shenanigan gone wrong, he became his own 20th Great grandfather with the dragon. So he would need to kill himself and 8.
Lin: Oh yeah. I guess there's no hope.
Q: Wait. What if I cooked the dragon in the cake yesterday?
Lin: Q, you idiot! That's impossible! It wasn't yesterday!
Q: I do a lot of stuff when you're sleeping. I have a whole other secret life not even the narrator know anything about. Oh yeah. And it's on TV!
Lin: Can it help us in any way
Q: Well, uh-
Lin: What are we waiting for!
Q: No! Do you not understand the concept of a secret life?
Lin: I don't care!
Q: But-Oh, what's the use?
Q [on TV]: And that is why we must time travel to the year 777777 and mess up 7's time machine so he travels to our time. And we're gonna need to wear this giant centipede costume so he doesn't see us and we don't cause a paradox.
7 [on TV]: What the ---- are you talking about you ----brained moron? I'm right here.
Lin: Why does 7 use such profanity?
Q: He had, um, parental issues.
Lin: Oh. Why is he naked?
Q: It's on his contract. He's on this show against his will. The director said he'd kill his family.
Lin: Oh. Well, I know how that feels.
[gun cocks]
Lin: I mean I don't! I'm sorry I'm sorry! Well, anyway, that did us no good.
Q: Well, we time travel and make 8 "accidentally" come here.
Lin: Huh?
Q: We must time travel to the year 88888888 and mess up 8's time machine so he travels to our time. And we're gonna need to wear this giant dragon costume so he doesn't see us and we don't cause a paradox.
[8 appears]
8: What the ---- are you talking about you ----brained moron? I'm right here?
Lin: SHUT UP, YOU!
[8 disappears]
Q: We need to act fast because this episode is just about o-
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